arrest me if you can

eat your hearts out, BITCHES!!!

Dahling, subtle is so not me.  For the soft and weak I try to be gentle but you're still not gonna like it.  I view the world armed with a kaleidoscope and my signature satire humor.  I'm not the typical lovable and adorable person you immediately bond to upon the first few meetings.  I can walk in a place full of people and act like I own it.  My voice resonates long after I finish talking and my laughter is legendary.  Believe me, a lot of people are intimidated by this rather endearing personality that needs to be unhurriedly uncovered.  I swear, my friends can attest to this!  

I find people who cannot talk straight to the point lacking either in courage or conviction.  I can smell a hypocrite a mile away and when I smell one I have this self-imposed exile rule that I follow and avoid any  possibilities of developing close ties with them.  Honey, if you're too good to be true then you are not!  I don't buy those goody two shoes so you might as well walk with none.